Democrats for Robin Ficker?

Anyone? Nah, I think I'll vote for the Union/Developers candidate that wants to expand programs and give out raises in an economic calamity. She'll double the cost of my cigarettes and beer again and if I own a house she's going to tax me until I have to violate housing and fire code by illegally renting out the basement to no less than 15 people in order to pay the taxes.

What a pathetic excuse for a General Special Election this is. Why choose the lesser of two evils? I think I'll write in Cthulhu as my choice.