After a medium length break to let people ponder the concepts, I figured I'd return to do a little dousing of flames.
Besides, the weather's lousy and I've mostly finished my hobby side project.
Today's topic is "mission creeps".
This isn't the same thing as "mission creep", though that plays a formative role.
From the Wikipedia article on "Mission Creep":
Mission creep is the expansion of a project or mission beyond its original goals, often after initial successes.[1] The term often implies a certain disapproval of newly adopted goals by the user of the term. Mission creep is usually considered undesirable due to the dangerous path of each success breeding more ambitious attempts, only stopping when a final, often catastrophic, failure occurs. The term was originally applied exclusively to military operations, but has recently been applied to many different fields, mainly the growth of bureaucracies.
I shouldn't have to remind anyone that I grew up as a child of the Cold War.
Born not long after the launch of Sputnik, my family moved to the DC area not long after John Glenn became the first American to orbit this planet.
As a resident of the DC area, it wasn't long before I understood as well as anyone else -- and better than probably most -- the effects of nuclear weapons. I understood as well as anyone that I lived at the prime target in any nuclear war, and as I grew up on the standard fare of James Bond movies and about a million knockoffs in the genre, like probably a million kids I dreamed that maybe one day I too might grow up to be one of those suave and debonaire ladies-men with an unheard-of career doing things I could never talk about, and a license to kill.
Well, none of that happened, of course.
As for license, many suggest that my artistic license should be suspended, and it turns out that whatever career I have seems to be blogging (at least in the modern day) and I "talk about" any ol' damn thing that comes into my poor addled head. As for being a ladies-man, ah, no. I think this is well understood by now.
As a man with no family responsibilities -- at least I have no wife and no kids -- I really have very few life-path choices in front of me. Pick one! Do I devote my life to a descent into vice and self-destruction, due to a complete lack of attachment to anything or any ties to the community of the sort usually characterized as "ball and chain" or "mountains of debt"? Or do I try to give back, to adopt goals larger than myself, and try to move toward those goals as best I may?
As "the Preacher" says in Ecclesiastes, to paraphrase, it really doesn't matter how you live the life you were given; naked we come into the world, and naked we leave it. From dust we were made, and to dust we return. For the sinner and for the saint, for the rich and for the poor, for the mighty and for the weak, in the end there is only the grave, and as we no longer remember the fame of men of ancient days, in times to come, we also shall be forgotten.
Fame, glory, power, wealth... these too shall pass. So eat, drink, be merry, the grave awaits us all and none but the condemned know when their time will come.
And as a pagan I can accept every word of this; it's excellent advice. And whatever does no harm I shall do, as I see fit... and if I may prevent harm, in that I shall also take pleasure.
But I digress.
Okay, says the Astute Reader, so you were a child of the Cold War, we know from the record that your dad was former military and your whole family worked government careers, and even you, the blogger, spent a few years picking up a Federal paycheck. Yet you're still batshit crazy, in Our Humble Opinion, which opinion we spare no effort to assure is widely held. Did you have a point to make here, or are you just trying to over-use foreshadowing and flashback and digression in a way that would make even Kurt Vonnegut, Jr dizzy and seasick?
Well, no, I should respond, I am just putting words in the mouths of my entirely hypothetical readers.
There's some technical name for that literary device, but I forget for now what that name might be.
Well, try to keep up.
Typical suburban DC-area kids from government worker families usually wind up going off to college and never coming back to the area for any longer than might be necessary.
Why? -you may well ask.
That is an excellent question!
Another excellent question was once asked me by nice expatriate lady from former USSR.
This, of course, was right before the glorious events of 1991 and 1992, when the USSR effectively collapsed as a communist state.
"Why," she asked me, "does every single one of us who comes here begin to suffer severe mental illness?"
Well, it turns out that nice expatriate lady from former USSR could have been suffering from any number of things. Perhaps it's the culture shock. Perhaps it's the water supply, which was so bad down in the District that Congress had to put together a special funding package back in 1995, and they were all drinking bottled water at work because who the heck knew what might be in the water from day to day. But that doesn't make sense, because the people from here would all be crazy too, and they aren't, are they?
I didn't know what to say about that. I wasn't exactly "all together", myself, at the time.
Years later, I think I've perhaps got some understanding of this.
The lady, of course, was someone who had escaped or defected from the USSR, not an easy thing at all to do, not at that time.
When she had been living in the USSR, it was an accepted fact of life that there were several different types of secret police. It was also an accepted fact of life that once they decided that you were interesting, it was only a matter of time -- and generally not a lot of time -- before you were taken in. If you were lucky, it would be for theft or "hooliganism" and you would actually go through a court and into the prison system. This was considered "lucky" because at least in this circumstance your friends and family would know what had happened to you.
Of course, the secret police were generally as secret as they could be, but the fact was, anyone who felt eyes upon them could reasonably suspect that the secret police were investigating them. A thousand subtle clues would be perceived by anyone who knew -- as all Soviet citizens knew -- that they could at any moment become an object of interest to large and powerful organizations of people who were very well armed and not the least hesitant about excessive use of force.
But it was known that once the secret police started looking at you, they would quickly be coming to get you.
I think what was driving a lot of the expatriates right to the brink of madness was all of the people here in the resettlement zones, who behaved exactly like secret policemen, trying to not be noticed.
Perhaps it wasn't that, exactly... it was the fact that all of this surveillance never culminated in arrest or "disappearance". What was driving the poor expatriates crazy was that the feeling of impending arrest never ever ended.
Of course, this being at the height of the Cold War, and she being an expatriate, and spies being spies, etc etc etc., all of this surveillance was absolutely real.
Some of it might well have been from any of a number of foreign nations which had fairly extensive intelligence operations in the DC area, and which no doubt still have them.
And then there's the "local talent..."
Back in the old Cold War days, there was a really rather large number of people who got paychecks from... well, somewhere. Those paychecks got deposited... somewhere. And somewhere in town, or around town, or, well... somewhere, there was a practically unlimited pool of beat up old cars, shiny new cars, well-maintained used models, and probably motorcycles and bicycles and perhaps even skateboards.
"Local talent" would go through a variety of routines and wind up driving one of those cars/scooters/bikes all around the town and environs, working surveillance.
This was actually necessary, as quite a lot of international espionage was ongoing, and still happens. In the modern day, messages get passed a bit more electronically than in the former days. Back in the day, people were really truly doing things like smuggling microfilm microspools in semi-dried chewing gum stuck to the front of the heel of their shoe. Other stuff that was both extremely effective and too silly to believe also went on. Hell, there was even that business with Wilson Forbrush, but let's not go into that right now.
The point is, there were so many people following other people that it was practically impossible that a lot of these folks wouldn't wind up effectively tripping over each other, so to speak. It's hard to not notice that while you're trying to "be casual" following one person walking down the block in front of you, that you're walking right next to someone else trying to "be casual" as they're following someone walking right next to the person you yourself are following. Did I mention "silly"? The only way this can avoid becoming silly, or dangerous -- or worst of all, both silly and dangerous -- is that people get to know each other, more or less. Despite the fact that the various actors in "casual" pursuit of their wily subjects may be working for very different organizations and goals, the intelligence community did become a community. Hell, they became most of some communities.
And then, after years undercover, suddenly international superpower relationships are altered by Perestroika and Glasnost, and suddenly nobody has anything left to do.
And somewhere... somewhere there are parking lots full of cars that nobody needs to have at a moment's notice, and special lockers full of surveillance-equipment duffels that won't be getting used much anymore, and a lot of people with a very part-time job won't be getting those astonishingly large paychecks for doing next-to-nothing anymore.
Can anyone reasonably discuss "mission creep" when there is no more mission for creeps?
About 12,000 people got "let go" in the DC area alone.
Can one reasonably suggest, however, that because someone is no longer employed as a ballerina, that it logically follows that they no longer can enjoy, or be good at, the Dance?
There's some saying to the effect of "give them the skills, the mission can come later".
What becomes of people at the peak of their game and career, when suddenly they are told that there's just no need for them anymore?
Put it this way: even if the NFL went out of business tomorrow, next Monday night, there will still be a game somewhere, and the pros will be playing.
Their previous mission might have been to entertain a hundred million couch potatos, and to get damn well paid to do it.
Their mission for now? Have fun while maintaining skills.
Ah, poor expatriate lady from former USSR, driven mad by being followed everywhere by people who don't even make accusations or arrests!
Ah, poor people who no longer have jobs following people everywhere!
Ah, poor people with formerly cushy (and secretly very powerful, but very restrained) jobs managing and organizing people who have jobs following people everywhere.
What to do with all of that talent, skills, and ambition?
Maybe they could instigate, and exploit, a little bit of Onierataxia...
When, of course, they should be out looking for this.
And that is what you get when your Creeps have no Mission: you get Mission Creeps, doing whatever ridiculous thing they think will bring more people and more information within their reach, rather than being directed by competent authority towards useful ends.
For some reason, this reminds me of the important theme buried in Stephen King's novel "the Tommyknockers": they have a few dozen really good tricks that turn out to all be ultimately destructive or worse, useless and time-wasting dead ends. Pay any heed to them, and you wind up just like them. But then again, that was their goal all along.
